Wednesday, September 07, 2005
JUST FINISHED RUNNING UP THE SLIDE THE WRONG WAY (22 TIMES)
DON'T BLOCK MY PATH DURING MY WORKOUT, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO PUT YOU ON YOUR ASS.
NOW I'M POLISHING OFF A BOX OF SNACKWELLS CREME SANDWICH COOKIES (MY BODY IS A TEMPLE) AND TWO SQUEEZE-ITS (GOOGLE IT IF YOU HAVE TO).
IN TEN MINUTES I WILL OWN THE FUCK OUT OF ANY OPIE STEPPING TO ME ON THE MERRY GO ROUND.
MRH,
MAY HAVE CRAPPED MYSELF. DARE YOU TO TELL ME I SMELL.
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
JUST FINISHED HANGING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON THE DOG HOUSE.
NOW ITS BREAK TIME.
TIME TO OWN THE FUCK OUT OF 3 FRUIT ROLL-UPS, 2 CAPRI SUNS (IF YOU DON'T PUSH THE STRAW THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF THE CAPRI SUN, WAYSA?), A HI-HO AND A HANDFUL OFF SEASAME SEEDS.
YOU JUST DIALED INTO A 3 HOUR CONFERENCE CALL AND POLISHED OFF YOUR THIRD CUP OF COFFEE.
DEAL.
MRH,
DOG WHISPERER.
