Mildly Retarded Hustla's Blog

AND YOU THOUGHT TAKING AWAY MY COWBOY BOOTS WOULD NOT BRING RETRIBUTION? SO. FUCKING OWNED.

WHILE I'M SURE YOU THINK THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO, THERE REALLY ISN'T. SORRY FOR EXPOSING YOU AS A THUMBSUCKER.

OH, YOU WANT TO NEGOTIATE? HAVING A BLACK CABBAGE PATCH DOLL DOES NOT MAKE YOU 'STREET', OPIE, SO DON'T THINK YOU WILL COME OUT AHEAD IN OUR TALKS. COME HARD WITH YOUR SHIT OR DON'T COME AT TALL.

YOU WANT TO INSTALL GENEVEA CONVENTION RULES? I'LL THINK ABOUT THAT WHILE I PELT YOUR LITTLE BUDDY WITH PEZ.

MRH,
HURST ME MORE THAN IT HURTS YOU.

FUNNY STORY, YOU JUST GOT OWNED.

WHILE I WAS HITTING YOUR SLIP ‘N SLIDE AT MACH 50 (FULLY CLOTHED),

YOU WERE STRESSING OVER GETTING COOTIES FROM MADISON.

S/F/O

WHEN I’M DONE RUNNING ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR SLIP ‘N SLID I WILL:

1. EAT THE SUGAR SPACE SHIP ON TOP OF YOUR CAKE

2. TAKE 2 PIECES OF CAKE (OF COURSE THEY WILL BOTH BE CORNER PIECES, ARYTS,IA?)

3. BUST OPEN THE PINATA

4. LEAVE.

ENJOY GROVELING ON THE GROUND FOR SMARTIES AND DUM DUMS, OPIE.

MRH,

CAME WITH A TANG MOUSTACHE, LEAVING WITH A TANG MOUSTACHE

DEAL.