Friday, September 23, 2005
THERE ISNT MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I WANT TO RUN THE BASES AT YOUR SOFTBALL GAME
YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME?
DEAL.
I’M FASTER THAN GREASED LIGHTING, TUBBY.
HELMET? WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE MICKEY MOUSE EARS ARE, SON?
JUST MEET ME AT HOME PLATE IN ABOUT ONE MINTUE.
BRING A BAGGY FOR YOUR TEETH, THERE WILL BE A PLAY AT HOME PLATE.
MRH,
TAKES THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
JUST WENT THE DISTANCE WITH MY TWEETY BIRD BOUNCE BACK PUNCHING BAG.
TIRED AS FUCK.
GLOVES: CHECK
SHORTS: CHECK
MOUTHPIECE: CHECK
HELMET: CHECK (THESE AREN’T YOUR SISTERS FIGHTS)
SHIRT: OF COURSE NOT
YES I OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM.
NO, IT WAS NOT EASY.
YES I HAVE THE BEST CUT MAN IN THE BUSINESS.
HAD TO GO ROPE A DOPE ON HIS ASS AFTER 5 ROUNDS. BIRD JUST KEPT COMING BACK AT ME.
LEFT HIM IN THE LIVING ROOM BEATEN AND DEFLATED, AFTER MY UNANIMOUS DECISION VICOTRY.
D/N/T THE INTERNATIONAL BOUNCH BACK BOXING LEAGUE CHAMP.
MRH,
FLOATS LIKE BUTTERFLY, STINGS LIKE A BEE.
Monday, September 19, 2005
JUST FINISHED COPYING MY CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST COMIC VIA SILLY PUTTY
3 HOURS OF GENTLY PRESSING AND PULLING SILLY PUTTY.
12 PAGES OF PURE CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST GENIUS RENDERED IN GLORIUS SILLY PUTTY.
NO I DID NOT RIP A SINGLE PAGE OF THE COMIC BOOK.
YES, IT IS IN COLOR.
YES, I WILL BE DRYING AND STORING THE SILLY PUTTY PAGES.
NO, YOU CAN NOT TOUCH (IT WILL HURT IF YOU DO).
YES, I DID EAT SOME OF THE SILLY PUTTY.
MRH,
MICHELANGELO OF SILLY PUTTY PRESSINGS.
