Tuesday, October 25, 2005

 

GENTLEMAN, IF YOU AREN'T HUNTING THE WHITE WHALE IN THE TUB, WAYSA?

YES, THE BUBBLE BATH MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO SPOT THE WHITE WHALE.
YES, THE WHITE OVEN MIT IS THE WHALE.

YOU WILL NEED:
KNEE HIGH RUBBER BOOTS (NO SOCKS)
SHORTS (GREEN, WHITE TRIM)
SKI GOGGLES (YELLOW TINTED)
DIRIGIBLE BALLOON-SPEAR WITH DENTAL FLOSS RETRIEVAL SYSTEM

DO NEVER TEST

MRH,
CALL ME ISHMAEL, NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE COILED DENTAL FLOSS AROUND MY ANKLE.

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