Monday, March 20, 2006
JUST OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF A BOX OF FIDDLE FADDLE & A LITER OF GRAPE CRUSH
I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS SUGAR HIGH TO THE LIBRARY AND TEAR SHIT UP.
CHAPS? CHECK.
MOON BOOTS? CHECK.
TRAIN CONDUCTOR HAT? CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER.
GRAPE MOUSTACHE? CLASSY.
OH, I'M SORRY, DID I GET A LITTLE CARMEL FROM THE FIDDLE FADDLE ON YOUR FIRST EDITION DA VINCI CODE?
BOO FUCKING HOO, LOUIS.
YOU WANT TO ADDRESS THIS LIKE MEN, I'LL BE IN THE BACK IN THE BEAN BAG SECTION, LOUNGING WITH THE LADIES, GETTING DIGITS, AND PASSING GAS.
MRH,
ROCKS CARMEL, THE NEW DRAKAR NOIR
