Thursday, December 22, 2005

 

JUST OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF 5 CHOCOLATE FILLED ADVENT CALENDARS

WASHED IT ALL DOWN WITH A HALF GALLON OF COLD EGGNOG.

CHRISTMAS JUST GOT FUCKING OWNED.

ME, EATING DECEMBER 1 THROUGH DECMEBER 31 ALL IN ONE SITTING. YOU, MINCING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF OPENING DECEMBER 23 AT 12:01 AM IS CHEATING.

S/F/O.

WHAT A PRANCING FANCY BOY.

NEXT, I MAY OR MAY NOT TINSEL THE FUCK OUT OF NEIGHBOR’S MAIL BOX IN MY SPIDERMAN UNDEROOS.

I HOPE THAT CHRISTMAS TURKEY WAS WORTH THE 80 HOUR WEEKS, OPIE.

OWNED.

MRH,
CHRISTMAS SUPERHERO

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