Friday, October 21, 2005
MY SECRECT FOR NOT GETTING 86'D FROM COSTCO'S FREE SAMPLES.
PLISHED OFF 9 SHOTS OF ODWALLA, 12 TOOTHPICKS OF BAGEL BITES, 3 CUPS OF CHEX MIX, 7 COOKIE BITES AND 5 POTSTICKERS (PORK) BEFORE GETTING CUT OFF. NEW RECORD FOR CALORIES CONSUMED.
HOW DID I DO IT?
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT HELMET
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT KIRKLAND T-SHIRT
GO ONCE A TESTER BICYCLE (GET ONE WITH LOTS OF FLAIR FOR DISTRACTION PURPOSES)
WINK AT THE OLD LADY MAKING THE FRENCH TOAST, THEY EAT THAT SHIT UP.
OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WANTED ME TO BUY A GREASY SLICE OF PIZZA AND A COKE FOR $2.75? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU OFFERED THE FREE QUICHE ON AISLE 12.
OWNED.
MRH,
FULL
HOW DID I DO IT?
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT HELMET
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT KIRKLAND T-SHIRT
GO ONCE A TESTER BICYCLE (GET ONE WITH LOTS OF FLAIR FOR DISTRACTION PURPOSES)
WINK AT THE OLD LADY MAKING THE FRENCH TOAST, THEY EAT THAT SHIT UP.
OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WANTED ME TO BUY A GREASY SLICE OF PIZZA AND A COKE FOR $2.75? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU OFFERED THE FREE QUICHE ON AISLE 12.
OWNED.
MRH,
FULL
Monday, October 17, 2005
JUST CUT 8 SUPER PINKY BALLS IN HALF, GLUED THEM TO THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOES
YES, I GLUED THEM ROUND SIDE DOWN. YOU CAN NEITHER AFFORD NOR DEAL.
THESE SUPER SHOES AND I ARE GOING TO JUMP RIGHT THE FUCK OVER MY HOUSE.
BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO OWN THE FUCK OUT OF 3 BAGS OF POP ROCKS, A CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A COOL REFRESHING CAPRI SUN.
WHILE I WILL BE JUMPING HOUSES, YOU WILL BE JUMPING UP TO GLAD HAND YOUR BOSS.
DEAL.
MRH,
FUCK FLUBBER.
THESE SUPER SHOES AND I ARE GOING TO JUMP RIGHT THE FUCK OVER MY HOUSE.
BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO OWN THE FUCK OUT OF 3 BAGS OF POP ROCKS, A CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A COOL REFRESHING CAPRI SUN.
WHILE I WILL BE JUMPING HOUSES, YOU WILL BE JUMPING UP TO GLAD HAND YOUR BOSS.
DEAL.
MRH,
FUCK FLUBBER.
