Mildly Retarded Hustla's Blog

OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE OLD BIDDYS.

SKIN TIGHT JUMP SUIT? DIGTBK.

HELMET? EVEN WHEN I SHOWER.

MATCHING CAPE? CHECK.

OH, I'M SORRY, DID I INTERRUPT YOUR LITTLE PARTY? DEAL.

THERE IS A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.

FUCKING BLUEHAIRS SCATTERED LIKE I SHIT MY PANTS.

EVEL KNIEVEL = 5

FINE CHINA = 0

YES, I DID LIGHT KNIEVEL CAPE ON FIRE, IS AUNT GINNY SCARED? SHE SHOULD BE, I'LL STEAL THOSE MEXICAN WEDDING CAKES RIGHT OFF HER PLATE.

NO REGRETS.

MRH,

UNZIPS HIS JUMPSUIT TO THE WAIST

POPCORN BUCKET HELMET? CHECK.

MOUTHFUL OF HOT TAMALES? CHECK.

RED VINE POM POMS? CHECK.

OH I’M SORRY, AM I IN YOUR WAY? SHUT IT, OPIE.

I’M JUST STARTING TO CATCH MY RHYTHYM.

GO COWER NEXT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE I MOONWALK DOWN THE AISLE TO MY SEAT, SETTLING BACK IN WITH MY WICKED ROBOT.


MRH,
CLAP MOTHERFUCKER

WAYSA? SERIOUSLY.

YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE PINK FEATHER BOA/HEADBAND, SUCTION CUP ARROWS AND FLEXIGRIP BOW, AND SPIDERMAN SLIPPERS?

YES I DOCTORED UP A CARBOARD BOX, PAINTED IT GRAY AND HID INSIDE (LOOKED JUST LIKE A BOULDERON THE LAWN).

I WAITED UNTIL HE DELIVERED THE MAIL (STILL WAITING FOR MY SEA MONKEY DELIVERY, BTW) AND THAT'S WHEN I POUNCED.

DUDE NEVER NEW WHAT HIT HIM, I SCREAMED LIKE A MAN, HE SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.

I HIT HIM NO LESS THAN 3 TIMES, 2 TO THE BACK,ONE TO THE LEG.

QUICK AS FUCK WITH MY ARROWS.

CELEBRATED WITH A CAMPFIRE, 8 SOMORES, HOTCHOCOLATE WITH MARSHMELLOWS, AND 3 SLIM JIMS(KEEPING TRUE TO MY INDIAN ROOTS)

MRH,

COUNTS COUP