Wednesday, December 14, 2005
NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I ROAST MASHMELLOWS ON FIRE MADE FROM LINCOLN LOGS
WHITTLED DOWN POOL CUE FOR MARSHMELLOW ROASTING? CHECK.
EXTRA BAG OF
OVEN MITS FOR GLOVES? CHECK.
COWBOY HAT, CHAPS, AND COWBOY BOOTS? CHECK.
(IF YOU AREN’T WEARING YOUR SWEAT PANTS ON THE INSDIE OF YOUR BOOTS, WAYSA?)
OH, I'M SORRY, WAS YOUR LAWN THAT PRECIOUS TO YOU? OWNED.
NOW GO GET ME SOME GRAHAM CRACKERS AND HERSHEYS CHOCOLATE, ITS SOMORES TIME, BITCH.
AFTER SNACK BREAK, IT’S BACK TO THE DUSTY TRAIL.
MRH,
DOG RUSTLER
