Mildly Retarded Hustla's Blog

ME, DOING BATTLE WITH THE BRITTLE CHOCOLATE SHELL ON MY VANILLA ICE CREAM.

YOU, DOING BATTLE WITH THE XEROX TONER ON YOUR FRENCH BLUE DRESS SHIRT & KHAKIS.

NO, I WILL NOT WASH MY HANDS AND FACE.

YES, I WILL LEAVE A TRAIL OF FILTH FROM BOTH THE MAGIC SHELL ON MY HANDS AND MY BODY’S INABILITY TO PROCESS LACTOSE.

I’M OFF TO OWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE HORSE IN FRONT OF K-MART, $10 IN QUARTERS ARE BURNING A HOLE IN MY WRANGLERS.

NO, YOUR BOSS WON’T STOP YOU IN THE HALL TO TELL YOU HE APPRECIATES THE 90 HOUR WEEKS. FUCKING LOSER.

MRH,

K-MART COWBOY

# posted by MILDLY RETARDED HUSTLA @ 6:33 PM 8 comments