Friday, August 11, 2006

 

FACT: RAGGEDY ANDY AND I ARE WANTED IN 3 STATES

SOUTH DAKOTA: BRANDISHING RED VINES AS A WEAPON? CHECK.

NORTH DAKOTA: CONSPIRACY TO SELL GOLD IRIDESCENT PAINTED LEAD IN THE SHAPE OF A PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCE? CHECK. (OPIES AND THEIR GREED)

IDAHO: PARTICIPATING IN GAMES OF CONFIDENCE WITH POP ROCKS, FUN DIP AND $0.17 OF CINAMMON GUMMY BEARS. (RAGGEDY ANDY'S GETS CREDIT FOR THIS ONE)

I'M THE ONE IN OVERALLS, NO T-SHIRT, AND RUBBER BOOTS.

YOU WON'T BE WANTING TO STEP TO ME, LOUIS.

MRH,
RODE WITH JOHNNY STRABLER
DIGTBK

Monday, August 07, 2006

 

JUST FUCKING OWNED 17+ LOSERS AT THE PUBLIC POOL WITH MY WATER WINGS

YES, THAT WAS ME COMING CANNON BALL STYLE OFF THE HIGH DIVE WITH WATER WINGS.

NO, I DON'T CARE IF MY TESTICLES WERE HANGING OUT THE BOTTOM OF MY SUNWEAR MIAMI SHORTS.

OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T EITHER, FAG.

HEY HUBERT, LOOKING FOR THE $1.25 IN QUARTERS YOUR MOM THREW IN THE POOL?

ITS TUCKED NICELY INTO THE BOTTOMW OF MY YELLOW AQUA SOCKS (YOU CAN'T AFFORD), YOU FUCKING SALLY.

WHILE YOUR MOM IS STILL TOWELING YOU OFF, I'LL BE BALLS DEEP IN A HAMBURGER, FRIES, A DILLY BUSTER AND A PEANUT BUSTER PARFAIT.

OWNED.


MRH,
WATER WING WIZARD

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