Tuesday, August 23, 2005
JUST FINISHED BUILDING MY TOILET PAPER FORT. DO NOT ENTER. I'M EATING LUNCH
OWNING THE FUCK OUT OF 4 LUNCHABLES (BOLOGNA, CAPRI SUN, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE).
STEP TO MY FORT AND HARVEY (7FT INVISIBLE RABBIT) WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT.
KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL.
LATER I'LL BE TERRORIZING YOUR HOT BITCH ON MY BANANA SEAT BIKE.
YES, I HAVE TASSLES.
NO YOU CAN'T RIDE.
MRH,
TUCKS IN HIS T-SHIRT.