Wednesday, September 28, 2005
JUST DRESSED UP LIKE GODZILLA, OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF MOMS PORCELAIN VILLAGE
THOSE LITTLE FUCKING PEOPLE JUST SIT AND STARE AT ME EVERY DAY, SO I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
WREAKED FUCKING HAVOC.
GREEN FINGERPAINT APPLIED: CHECK
SKI GOGGLES: CHECK
OVEN MITS: CHECK
CAPE: CHECK (IF YOU DON’T WEAR A CAPE 24/7, WAYSA?)
STOMPIN BOOTS: CHECK (PETER LIMMER OWNS YOU SON)
CELEBRATION WILL INCLUDE 1 BOTTLE MARTINELLI'S APPLE CIDER, CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A BIG HUNK.
HOPE YOU HAMMERED OUT THOSE COMPS IN TIME.
MRH,
MOONWALKED OVER THE PORCELAIN FRAGMENTS LIKE SCIPIO
