Friday, September 16, 2005
JUST FINISHED OWNING THE FUCK OUT OF 5 PANCAKES AND 1/2 GALLON OF MILK
YES, I AM CARBO LOADING FOR THE HIPPITY HOP OLYMPICS TOMORROW MORNING.
NO YOU WILL NOT KNOCK OFF THE DEFENDING CHAMPION OF THE 100 YD HIPPITY HOP HURDLES.
REC SPECS: CHECK
HEADBAND: CHECK
KNIGHT RIDER TANK TOP: CHECK (YES YOU CAN SEE MY RIPPED ABS)
LARRY BIRD ERA SHORTS: CHECK
HIPPITY HOP: CHECK, CUSTOM MADE FOR MY SLEEK 245LBS (YOU CAN'T AFFORD)
AFTER THE GAMES I WILL BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS AT DAIRY QUEEN, GETTING HANDSY WITH THE HELP AND OWNING THE FUCK OUT OF A PEANUT BUSTER PARFAIT.
NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS HELMET IT COMES IN.
MRH,
DOPE AS FUCK. IN TRAINING.
