Tuesday, September 13, 2005
JUST JUMPED OFF THE PORCH WITH A HEFTY STEEL SAK PARACHUTE. SKINNED MY KNEE
JUST FLOATED DOWN ONTO THE LAWN HOLDING THE CINCH SAK STRINGS.
THE DOG CHASED ME DOWN AND I HAD TO ABORT THE LANDING.
YES I WAS WEARING MY PAPIER MACHE HELMET.
YES IT SAVED MY LIFE.
YES I WILL SOLO JUMP AGAIN RIGHT AFTER I OWN THE FUCK OUT OF 3 ICE CREAM SANDWHICHES AND A CAN OF CANADA DRY.
HOW IS THAT BACK AFTER 10 HOURS IN YOUR SHITTY OFFICE CHAIR?
MRH,
WILL BE MAJESTICALLY FLOATING DOWN FROM THE SECOND FLOOR WINDOW SHORTLY. DIGTBK
THE DOG CHASED ME DOWN AND I HAD TO ABORT THE LANDING.
YES I WAS WEARING MY PAPIER MACHE HELMET.
YES IT SAVED MY LIFE.
YES I WILL SOLO JUMP AGAIN RIGHT AFTER I OWN THE FUCK OUT OF 3 ICE CREAM SANDWHICHES AND A CAN OF CANADA DRY.
HOW IS THAT BACK AFTER 10 HOURS IN YOUR SHITTY OFFICE CHAIR?
MRH,
WILL BE MAJESTICALLY FLOATING DOWN FROM THE SECOND FLOOR WINDOW SHORTLY. DIGTBK
