Wednesday, September 14, 2005

 

JUST OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF A BIG MOUSE AT CHUCK E CHEESE

DUMB ASS RAT STEPPED TO ME WHILE I WAS GETTING MY SKI BALL ROLL ON.

D/N/T.

TOOK THAT MOUSE OUT WITH MY SWINGING WINDMILL FISTS.

DUMBASS DROPPED LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES.

I CALMLY STEPPED OVER THE BODY, WALKED TO THE GENERAL STORE AND REDEEMED MY TICKETS FOR A BAG OF COTTON CANDY, A COKE ICEE, AND A HANDFUL OF PIXIE STICKS. (DO YOU THINK I DIDN'T OWN THE FUCK OUT OF MY LOOT?)

NEXT I'M GOING TO GET MY GAME ON WITH THE HONEYS IN THE CAGE OF PLASTIC BALL.

NO I WILL NOT REMOVE MY VELCRO ROOS.


MRH,
WILL ALSO BEAT YOU DOWN WITH THE WHACK-A-MOLE HAMMER.

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