Tuesday, September 20, 2005
JUST WENT THE DISTANCE WITH MY TWEETY BIRD BOUNCE BACK PUNCHING BAG.
TIRED AS FUCK.
GLOVES: CHECK
SHORTS: CHECK
MOUTHPIECE: CHECK
HELMET: CHECK (THESE AREN’T YOUR SISTERS FIGHTS)
SHIRT: OF COURSE NOT
YES I OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM.
NO, IT WAS NOT EASY.
YES I HAVE THE BEST CUT MAN IN THE BUSINESS.
HAD TO GO ROPE A DOPE ON HIS ASS AFTER 5 ROUNDS. BIRD JUST KEPT COMING BACK AT ME.
LEFT HIM IN THE LIVING ROOM BEATEN AND DEFLATED, AFTER MY UNANIMOUS DECISION VICOTRY.
D/N/T THE INTERNATIONAL BOUNCH BACK BOXING LEAGUE CHAMP.
MRH,
FLOATS LIKE BUTTERFLY, STINGS LIKE A BEE.
