Tuesday, October 25, 2005
GENTLEMAN, IF YOU AREN'T HUNTING THE WHITE WHALE IN THE TUB, WAYSA?
YES, THE BUBBLE BATH MAKES IT DIFFICULT TO SPOT THE WHITE WHALE.
YES, THE WHITE OVEN MIT IS THE WHALE.
YOU WILL NEED:
KNEE HIGH RUBBER BOOTS (NO SOCKS)
SHORTS (GREEN, WHITE TRIM)
SKI GOGGLES (YELLOW TINTED)
DIRIGIBLE BALLOON-SPEAR WITH DENTAL FLOSS RETRIEVAL SYSTEM
DO NEVER TEST
MRH,
CALL ME ISHMAEL, NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE COILED DENTAL FLOSS AROUND MY ANKLE.
YES, THE WHITE OVEN MIT IS THE WHALE.
YOU WILL NEED:
KNEE HIGH RUBBER BOOTS (NO SOCKS)
SHORTS (GREEN, WHITE TRIM)
SKI GOGGLES (YELLOW TINTED)
DIRIGIBLE BALLOON-SPEAR WITH DENTAL FLOSS RETRIEVAL SYSTEM
DO NEVER TEST
MRH,
CALL ME ISHMAEL, NEVER WORRIES ABOUT THE COILED DENTAL FLOSS AROUND MY ANKLE.
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OWNED THE FUCK OUTTA A BUNCH OF BANANAS JUST NOW.
EACH OF THEIR "BONITA" STICKERS PROUDLY DISPLAYED ON MY HELMET, TROPHIES OF OWNAGE.
YUO: MAYBE EAT ONE BANANA PER DAY THAT YOU BUY FROM THE EX-MUJAHADEEN FRUIT VENDOR. DEAL
M_R_H -- GETS A FUNNY FEELING IN THE WINKY WHEN I LOOK AT THE BONITA BANANA GIRL
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EACH OF THEIR "BONITA" STICKERS PROUDLY DISPLAYED ON MY HELMET, TROPHIES OF OWNAGE.
YUO: MAYBE EAT ONE BANANA PER DAY THAT YOU BUY FROM THE EX-MUJAHADEEN FRUIT VENDOR. DEAL
M_R_H -- GETS A FUNNY FEELING IN THE WINKY WHEN I LOOK AT THE BONITA BANANA GIRL
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