Mildly Retarded Hustla's Blog

WAYSA? SERIOUSLY.

YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE PINK FEATHER BOA/HEADBAND, SUCTION CUP ARROWS AND FLEXIGRIP BOW, AND SPIDERMAN SLIPPERS?

YES I DOCTORED UP A CARBOARD BOX, PAINTED IT GRAY AND HID INSIDE (LOOKED JUST LIKE A BOULDERON THE LAWN).

I WAITED UNTIL HE DELIVERED THE MAIL (STILL WAITING FOR MY SEA MONKEY DELIVERY, BTW) AND THAT'S WHEN I POUNCED.

DUDE NEVER NEW WHAT HIT HIM, I SCREAMED LIKE A MAN, HE SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL.

I HIT HIM NO LESS THAN 3 TIMES, 2 TO THE BACK,ONE TO THE LEG.

QUICK AS FUCK WITH MY ARROWS.

CELEBRATED WITH A CAMPFIRE, 8 SOMORES, HOTCHOCOLATE WITH MARSHMELLOWS, AND 3 SLIM JIMS(KEEPING TRUE TO MY INDIAN ROOTS)

MRH,

COUNTS COUP

# posted by MILDLY RETARDED HUSTLA @ 4:31 PM