Monday, October 17, 2005

 

JUST CUT 8 SUPER PINKY BALLS IN HALF, GLUED THEM TO THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOES

YES, I GLUED THEM ROUND SIDE DOWN. YOU CAN NEITHER AFFORD NOR DEAL.

THESE SUPER SHOES AND I ARE GOING TO JUMP RIGHT THE FUCK OVER MY HOUSE.

BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO OWN THE FUCK OUT OF 3 BAGS OF POP ROCKS, A CYLINDER OF RITZ CRACKERS AND A COOL REFRESHING CAPRI SUN.

WHILE I WILL BE JUMPING HOUSES, YOU WILL BE JUMPING UP TO GLAD HAND YOUR BOSS.

DEAL.

MRH,
FUCK FLUBBER.

Comments:
We're not worthy. This is fantastic.
 
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