Monday, October 31, 2005
JUST OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF THE LOCAL PUT-PUT GOLF COURSE
DIGTBK.
CHECKERED POLYESTER PANTS: CHECK
AIRWOLF MUSCLE SHIRT: CHECK
MAROON ROOS: YOU CAN'T AFFORD
HAD MY WAY WITH THE WINDMILL, GOT THROWN OFF BY THE CLOWN. FUCKER KEPT LAUGHING AT ME.
DO NOT STEP TO ME WHEN I'M OVER THE BALL. I WILL DOUBLE FOOT JUMP IN THE WATER HAZZARD AND ATTACK YOU WITH MY MINIATURE PENCIL.
OH, I'M SORRY, THAT ISN'T PROPER PUT-PUT ETIQUETTE? JUST TAKE YOUR SQUIRRLEY LITTLE KID TO THE BATTING CAGES, OPIE.
FINISHED OFF THE DAY AT THE CLUB HOUSE/ARCADE WITH A COKE ICEE AND TWO MONSTER SOFT PRETZELS (WITH SALT).
MRH,
KNOWS THE ANGLES
CHECKERED POLYESTER PANTS: CHECK
AIRWOLF MUSCLE SHIRT: CHECK
MAROON ROOS: YOU CAN'T AFFORD
HAD MY WAY WITH THE WINDMILL, GOT THROWN OFF BY THE CLOWN. FUCKER KEPT LAUGHING AT ME.
DO NOT STEP TO ME WHEN I'M OVER THE BALL. I WILL DOUBLE FOOT JUMP IN THE WATER HAZZARD AND ATTACK YOU WITH MY MINIATURE PENCIL.
OH, I'M SORRY, THAT ISN'T PROPER PUT-PUT ETIQUETTE? JUST TAKE YOUR SQUIRRLEY LITTLE KID TO THE BATTING CAGES, OPIE.
FINISHED OFF THE DAY AT THE CLUB HOUSE/ARCADE WITH A COKE ICEE AND TWO MONSTER SOFT PRETZELS (WITH SALT).
MRH,
KNOWS THE ANGLES
