Thursday, October 06, 2005
JUST UNLEASHED MY EVEL KNIEVEL STUNT CYCLE ON MOM'S TEA PARTY
OWNED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE OLD BIDDYS.
SKIN TIGHT JUMP SUIT? DIGTBK.
HELMET? EVEN WHEN I SHOWER.
MATCHING CAPE? CHECK.
OH, I'M SORRY, DID I INTERRUPT YOUR LITTLE PARTY? DEAL.
THERE IS A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN.
FUCKING BLUEHAIRS SCATTERED LIKE I SHIT MY PANTS.
EVEL KNIEVEL = 5
FINE CHINA = 0
YES, I DID LIGHT KNIEVEL CAPE ON FIRE, IS AUNT GINNY SCARED? SHE SHOULD BE, I'LL STEAL THOSE MEXICAN WEDDING CAKES RIGHT OFF HER PLATE.
NO REGRETS.
MRH,
UNZIPS HIS JUMPSUIT TO THE WAIST
