Friday, October 21, 2005
MY SECRECT FOR NOT GETTING 86'D FROM COSTCO'S FREE SAMPLES.
PLISHED OFF 9 SHOTS OF ODWALLA, 12 TOOTHPICKS OF BAGEL BITES, 3 CUPS OF CHEX MIX, 7 COOKIE BITES AND 5 POTSTICKERS (PORK) BEFORE GETTING CUT OFF. NEW RECORD FOR CALORIES CONSUMED.
HOW DID I DO IT?
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT HELMET
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT KIRKLAND T-SHIRT
GO ONCE A TESTER BICYCLE (GET ONE WITH LOTS OF FLAIR FOR DISTRACTION PURPOSES)
WINK AT THE OLD LADY MAKING THE FRENCH TOAST, THEY EAT THAT SHIT UP.
OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WANTED ME TO BUY A GREASY SLICE OF PIZZA AND A COKE FOR $2.75? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU OFFERED THE FREE QUICHE ON AISLE 12.
OWNED.
MRH,
FULL
HOW DID I DO IT?
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT HELMET
GO WITH THEN WITHOUT KIRKLAND T-SHIRT
GO ONCE A TESTER BICYCLE (GET ONE WITH LOTS OF FLAIR FOR DISTRACTION PURPOSES)
WINK AT THE OLD LADY MAKING THE FRENCH TOAST, THEY EAT THAT SHIT UP.
OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WANTED ME TO BUY A GREASY SLICE OF PIZZA AND A COKE FOR $2.75? MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU OFFERED THE FREE QUICHE ON AISLE 12.
OWNED.
MRH,
FULL
