Tuesday, November 08, 2005
I AM ONE OF AN ELITE GROUP CHAUFERRED TO SCHOOL IN A HIGH PERFORMANCE, COMPACT, BUS
YOU ARE RELEGATED TO A LONG UNWIELDLY BUS THAT MAKES A STOP EVER 2 BLOCKS.
WHILE YOU FIGHT WITH THE 6TH GRADERS FOR THE LAST SEAT ON THE BUS, I FIGHT TO GET MY SECOND TWINKIE OF THE MORNING OPEN, FOOL.
OH, YOU DRIVE TO SCHOOL? HOW WAS LISTENING TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS FAVORITE BOY BAND WHILE SHE TALKS ABOUT CHEERLEADER PRACTICE? SO. FUCKING. OWNED.
MRH,
WARD OF THE STATE