Wednesday, November 02, 2005

 

THERE REALLY ISN'T MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I MAKE AN ANATOMICALLY CORRECT SNOWMAN

LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SEX-ED TODAY. OWNED!

FOUR HOURS ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME, ITS A COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE.

OH IS IT TO COLD FOR YOU TO COME OUT AND CHALLENGE ME? IS THAT WHY YOU CALLED THE PO-PO TO CRUISE THE BLOCK? BETA-MALE OPIE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVEST IN SOME MOONBOOTS, MITTENS CONNECTED AROUND THE SHOULDER WITH A STRING (LOSING MITTENS IS NOT AN OPTION), JAPANESE KAMIKAZE SKULL CAP AND A KNEE LENGTH HOT PINK COLUMBIA JACKET (YES IT IS REVERSIBLE, NO YOU CAN NOT AFFORD).

STEP TO ME WHEN YOU ARE READY, ME AND FROSTY WILL BE HERE ON THE LAWN, SHARING AN 8 MASHMELLOW HOT CHOCOLATE, 3 OTTER POPS AND A MONEYBELT FULL OF LICORICE LAUGHING AT THE WOMANISH MAN GLARING AT US FROM BEHIND THE CURTAINS.

MRH,
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT OF SNOWMEN

Comments:
[quote]LOOK WHAT I LEARNED IN SEX-ED TODAY. OWNED!

FOUR HOURS ISN'T A WASTE OF TIME, ITS A COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE.[/quote]

This is sureal genius. I almost pissed myself.

-RationalAnimal
 
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