Mildly Retarded Hustla's Blog

FUNNY STORY, YOU JUST GOT OWNED.

WHILE I WAS HITTING YOUR SLIP ‘N SLIDE AT MACH 50 (FULLY CLOTHED),

YOU WERE STRESSING OVER GETTING COOTIES FROM MADISON.

S/F/O

WHEN I’M DONE RUNNING ROUGHSHOD OVER YOUR SLIP ‘N SLID I WILL:

1. EAT THE SUGAR SPACE SHIP ON TOP OF YOUR CAKE

2. TAKE 2 PIECES OF CAKE (OF COURSE THEY WILL BOTH BE CORNER PIECES, ARYTS,IA?)

3. BUST OPEN THE PINATA

4. LEAVE.

ENJOY GROVELING ON THE GROUND FOR SMARTIES AND DUM DUMS, OPIE.

MRH,

CAME WITH A TANG MOUSTACHE, LEAVING WITH A TANG MOUSTACHE

DEAL.

# posted by MILDLY RETARDED HUSTLA @ 7:09 PM