Saturday, April 29, 2006
NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO IF I GO FULL SPEED THE WRONG WAY AT THE ROLLER RINK
SCARED? PULL OVER AND CHECK YOUR SHORTS.
I'LL BE FULLY UPRIGHT, ARMS SWINGING, GOING FOR THE ROLLER SKATING LAND SPEED RECORD.
KNEE HIGH SOCKS, HELMET, SHORT SHORTS AND A RANDY TRAVIS T-SHIRT.
YOU CAN'T FIND THIS ATTIRE AT THE GAP, OPIE.
FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU STEP TO MY CARMEL APPLE, BIG RED, OR BAG OF POPCORN.
I'M A FUCKING SWAN ON EIGHT WHEELS.
MRH,
ALL SMILES AND MUSCLES
I'LL BE FULLY UPRIGHT, ARMS SWINGING, GOING FOR THE ROLLER SKATING LAND SPEED RECORD.
KNEE HIGH SOCKS, HELMET, SHORT SHORTS AND A RANDY TRAVIS T-SHIRT.
YOU CAN'T FIND THIS ATTIRE AT THE GAP, OPIE.
FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE IF YOU STEP TO MY CARMEL APPLE, BIG RED, OR BAG OF POPCORN.
I'M A FUCKING SWAN ON EIGHT WHEELS.
MRH,
ALL SMILES AND MUSCLES