Tuesday, May 23, 2006
I HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED TO AN ELITE SUMMER SCHOOL OF LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUALS
NO, YOU WERE NOT ELIGIBLE, CHARLY.
YES, SUMMER SCHOOL IS A FEEDER TO THE BOHEMIAN GROVE.
YES, THE SCREENING PROCESS WAS INTENSE (WHO THE FUCK IS RORSCHACH AND WHY DOES HE ONLY DRAW SCARY PICTURES?)
YES, I WILL BE STUDYING THE FINER POINTS OF FINGER PAINTING, MOBILE'S, AND THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERS: HOW THE MOBIUS STRIP WORKS.
YES, I WILL BE SCHOOLED IN HIGH FINANCE, INCLUDING THE OPTIMIZING LEMONADE SALES ASSUMING A LAFFER CURVE POINT WHERE THE SLOPE OF A LINE = 0.
NO, I WILL NOT RELINQUISH THE CONCH SHELL.
MEANWHILE, YOU WILL SPEND THE SUMMER TRYING TO LOOK COOL IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN. HOW IS THAT ASTHMA, PIGGY? WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE.
MRH,
MAY OR MAY NOT ROCK THE LOIN CLOTH ALL SUMMER
YES, SUMMER SCHOOL IS A FEEDER TO THE BOHEMIAN GROVE.
YES, THE SCREENING PROCESS WAS INTENSE (WHO THE FUCK IS RORSCHACH AND WHY DOES HE ONLY DRAW SCARY PICTURES?)
YES, I WILL BE STUDYING THE FINER POINTS OF FINGER PAINTING, MOBILE'S, AND THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERS: HOW THE MOBIUS STRIP WORKS.
YES, I WILL BE SCHOOLED IN HIGH FINANCE, INCLUDING THE OPTIMIZING LEMONADE SALES ASSUMING A LAFFER CURVE POINT WHERE THE SLOPE OF A LINE = 0.
NO, I WILL NOT RELINQUISH THE CONCH SHELL.
MEANWHILE, YOU WILL SPEND THE SUMMER TRYING TO LOOK COOL IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN. HOW IS THAT ASTHMA, PIGGY? WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE.
MRH,
MAY OR MAY NOT ROCK THE LOIN CLOTH ALL SUMMER
