Monday, August 07, 2006

 

JUST FUCKING OWNED 17+ LOSERS AT THE PUBLIC POOL WITH MY WATER WINGS

YES, THAT WAS ME COMING CANNON BALL STYLE OFF THE HIGH DIVE WITH WATER WINGS.

NO, I DON'T CARE IF MY TESTICLES WERE HANGING OUT THE BOTTOM OF MY SUNWEAR MIAMI SHORTS.

OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T EITHER, FAG.

HEY HUBERT, LOOKING FOR THE $1.25 IN QUARTERS YOUR MOM THREW IN THE POOL?

ITS TUCKED NICELY INTO THE BOTTOMW OF MY YELLOW AQUA SOCKS (YOU CAN'T AFFORD), YOU FUCKING SALLY.

WHILE YOUR MOM IS STILL TOWELING YOU OFF, I'LL BE BALLS DEEP IN A HAMBURGER, FRIES, A DILLY BUSTER AND A PEANUT BUSTER PARFAIT.

OWNED.


MRH,
WATER WING WIZARD

Comments:
you fucking rule.
 
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